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CLOWNWHITE and OTHER PROJECTS
CLOWNWHITE
A Circus Of Horror By K.K.!
THE FEARS OF A CLOWN...
Henry Voulkos is Pokerface the clown. The kind of clown who's crying on the inside. He doesn't want to drink, or beat his daughter, or remember the war. All he wants is to put on a good show. But MALICE, the arch-demon he's indebted to, wants him to put on HER show. And on a storming night of betrayal and madness, the curtain rises...
THE ACTOR'S NIGHTMARE...
Colin Shepard thought his struggle for stardom in Los Angeles was hell. But now that he's come home to Meriden, Connecticut, he knows what Hell really is. It's becoming the chief suspect in the brutal murders of a family...HIS family, who've been slaughtered before his eyes. It's pursuing a possessed killer through a raging blizzard. It's the discovery that his dead family WON'T STAY DEAD...
THE CIRCUS IS COMING...
And it's ringleader is MALICE. Immortal and insane, she's one of Hell's most feared tormentors. After centuries of plotting, she's assembled a legion of history's most notorious killers. She's found the perfect pawn among the living to be their human gateway to our world. And as Armaggeddon begins on a storm-ravaged night in Meriden, the darkness turns CLOWNWHITE
The Ultimate Novel Of Demonic Terror By K.K.
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JAWBREAKER
THE ULTIMATE HIGH...
Pine Castle High's janitor, Joey Baron, doesn't sell TOO MUCH dope to your kids. He only needs enough cash to get out of Florida. It's about time...all the OTHER dealers in Pine Castle are getting slaughtered in diabolically creative ways, after all...
But one night Joey got pulled into the sewers by a powerful new player named SPIKE. A kid from way, Way, WAY out of town, bearing gifts. A mindblowing new candy called JAWBREAKERS. One hit will crank your brain, your strength and your sex drive from hell to the unknown...and the kids can't get enough...
THE ULTIMATE PRICE...
Now Joey needs distributors, and The ZODIAC "Motorcycle Club" is more than happy to oblige. Unfortunately nobody hires The Zodiac...or gets in their way...and stays alive.
But when the Jawbreakers' side effects kick in, twelve satanic bikers are the least of Joey's problems. Now he and his customers have a horrifying addiction...and an ITCH they can't scratch. Pine Castle has a savage new drug war. And SPIKE has everyone exactly where he wants them. With their very HUMANITY peeling away...
JAWBREAKER
A Cautionary Tale
By K.K.
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K.K. as POKERFACE (Kelly Garni Photography) |
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DEAD PRESIDENT$
YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY WON...
Cold cash. You've dreamed about it, lied for it, fought for it, broken your back for it. And if you live in Kissimmee, Florida, open your mailbox. Your prayers just may have been answered...
BLOOD MONEY...
No envelopes, no note, just a huge wad of bills waiting for you. Sure, it's got a little brain tissue on it, but it's quite real. So go ahead! Live it up! Because...
IT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE IT, IT'S HOW YOU SPEND IT!
And the voices in your head will tell you how. It's strange how they want you to buy knives and guns, but the voices must be right. Just don't look at the money, or you might see one of your fifties suddenly become a five. Or you might see Mr. Franklin's face twisted with bloodlust. And you'll know you're holding a fistful of DEAD PRESIDENTS...
An Economic Epitaph by K.K. |
K.K. as Joey Baron (Kelly Garni Photography) |
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THE GIRLUWANT
GUYS! Are you single, hetero, and STILL out of luck? Are you 'Going Blind' the way Mom warned you? Does the thought of approaching an attractive woman turn you into a gibbering PARANOID? Still falling for women that use you for target prctice? Life in a monastery left you with no social skills? Never Fear, K.K. is here!
THE GIRLUWANT
Is out there, closer than you think, waiting for YOU to rescue her from the mob of unwashed swine drooling over her. All you need to win her is COURAGE and SKILL. And once you get the courage, I got your Skills RIGHT HERE!
THE GIRLUWANT
Contains everything Mom, Dad, and the locker room guys never taught ya: THE EXACT SCIENCE OF GIRLWATCHING...PLACES TO MEET WOMEN...READING FEMALE SIGNALS...MAKING CONTACT...'SMALL TALK' THAT PAYS OFF BIG...'CRASHING' WITHOUT 'BURNING'...LOOKING GOOD FOR LESS...WHAT ATTRACTS (AND 'DETRACTS') WOMEN...SECRETS OF ECONOMICAL DATING...BEING ROMANTIC WITHOUT REALLY TRYING...DATING MULTIPLE WOMEN...CREATING THE 'FULLY FUNCTIONING BABE LAIR'...BECOMING A SEXUAL THUNDER-GOD...SUSTAINING RELATIONSHIPS...BREAKING UP WITHOUT CRACKING UP...And much, much more, including K.K.'s patented " a week playboy" self-improvement guide (A ,000 value, FREE!)
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